About

Getting seen online in Kenya usually means paying for adverts you cannot see the workings of, fighting an algorithm, or hoping a page reaches the right people. This is the opposite of that. There is one list. Whoever has paid the most sits at the top. You can see exactly what every place cost, and exactly what it would cost you to pass it.

There are no accounts to open and no forms to wait on. You put in your link, your county and one line about what you do, then you pay with M-Pesa. Your listing is live in the time it takes to type your PIN.

It starts at KSh 100, which is deliberately small. A mama mboga in Kasarani and a company in Upper Hill are on the same list under the same rule.

WhatsApp counts

Plenty of businesses here do not have a website and do not need one — the orders come through WhatsApp, TikTok or a Facebook page. All of those sit on this list exactly like a website does. Your WhatsApp number becomes a button people tap.

Before you pay

Money paid is not refunded, and M-Pesa takes a few seconds to confirm — which means somebody can pass you while your prompt is open. The rules explain exactly what happens when that occurs. Read them first.